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As a jogger I favor having dog owners pick up a po...

2009-02-23T07:01:00.000-08:00

As a jogger I favor having dog owners pick up a poops without regard to parentage, but what do you do about a fake (i.e. plastic) poop left in the hospital bed of a sick child?

No English lessons in Latvia?very funny indeed! XD...

2009-02-23T01:22:00.000-08:00

No English lessons in Latvia?

very funny indeed! XD

What's the derivation of the word fontrum? What w...

2009-02-22T18:13:00.000-08:00

What's the derivation of the word fontrum? What words did your friend put together to create this word?

funny thing, at home i pick up most all of my dogs...

2009-02-21T13:50:00.000-08:00

funny thing, at home i pick up most all of my dogs poops, but when i take my dog to work 30min away I see that "no one else does" so i justify to myself that i don't have to. I know it's awful and what I'd really like is to take some one who needs to do some community service and make them pick it up. Maybe in spring I'll do a "Karma Klean-up Day" so I can save up for when I'm a real ass-hole.

wow, thatsalotofbottles. And...I think you're cau...

2009-02-21T13:35:00.000-08:00

wow, thatsalotofbottles. And...I think you're caught up in the madness bro. You're not dead so you must be doing something right. Stop The Madness!!

Waving a stick in it's face is certainly not 'natu...

2009-02-17T08:34:00.000-08:00

Waving a stick in it's face is certainly not 'natural environment', but if you love giant squid like I do, I wanted to make sure you had seen these pictures:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4288772.stm

So, the only thing that keeps us going: EGO. How ...

2009-02-14T09:08:00.000-08:00

So, the only thing that keeps us going: EGO. How big would it be in comparison to some sort of celestial body?

Latvian Nursery rhyme..:one potato, one potao, one...

2009-02-13T02:17:00.000-08:00

Latvian Nursery rhyme..:

one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato..
soldier eat potato and rape daughter..is end.

I might have the best joke of all..I was actually ...

2009-02-12T15:22:00.000-08:00

I might have the best joke of all..

I was actually born in Latvia.

What black and white, is also being red over all. ...

2009-02-12T13:50:00.000-08:00

What black and white, is also being red over all. Is Latvian homeland. Is Latvia.

Is Latvian walks into bar. Latvian shout is "Ouch!...

2009-02-12T13:48:00.000-08:00

Is Latvian walks into bar. Latvian shout is "Ouch!". Stomach is hurting with so little food.

Ha! You are win us. Your Joke is to funny like rub...

2009-02-12T07:18:00.000-08:00

Ha! You are win us. Your Joke is to funny like rubber crutch! Rubber crutch was give my babushka by Soviet Overlord. She fall and to break hip and then roll into Daugava River! But HA! She not dying! Joke on you Soviet Overlord! Instead she live many year and become great drain on family resource.

Joke:Why is Latvian throw clock out window? Will b...

2009-02-12T07:08:00.000-08:00

Joke:
Why is Latvian throw clock out window? Will be no appointments anymore, only endure til death.

Joke:
Man walk in bar with twelve-inch pianist. Is deformed by malnutrition.

Joke:
What is have four wheels and flies? Is body-disposal truck! Many have suicide this week.

Joke:
Two Latvians are argue over wodka. One say, "For wodka, I give you daughter." Friend is say OK. Deal is struck. But he is surprise! She deformed by malnutrition.

Joke:
Man is have something on his mind. Is hat! And is crust of bread under hat, for to hide from family.

Joke:
Man is wait bread line. Wait until starve. Is very funny, yes!

Funny stuff!

2009-02-11T17:08:00.000-08:00

Funny stuff!

Q: what is happening if you cross Latvian and pota...

2009-02-11T16:48:00.000-08:00

Q: what is happening if you cross Latvian and potato?
A: this is cruel joke. please, no more.

HA! IS too easy! Plant potato with body for fertil...

2009-02-11T10:11:00.000-08:00

HA! IS too easy! Plant potato with body for fertilize. Eat dog.

I WIN YOU!

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and...

2009-02-11T10:06:00.000-08:00

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

This is too funny....

2009-02-11T07:40:00.000-08:00

This is too funny....

Pythagoras? Perhaps. I vote for Sisyphus.Love,Mo...

2009-02-04T03:44:00.000-08:00

Pythagoras? Perhaps. I vote for Sisyphus.
Love,
Mom

that looks crazy delicious. I am looking for a goo...

2009-02-01T09:46:00.000-08:00

that looks crazy delicious. I am looking for a good General Tso's recipe to make tonight and this may be the one!

I thoroughly enjoyed this, despite seething with j...

2009-01-31T11:03:00.000-08:00

I thoroughly enjoyed this, despite seething with jealousy over your career. Happy New Year!

Why? Do you have terrorists you need to roust from...

2009-01-28T16:24:00.000-08:00

Why? Do you have terrorists you need to roust from their stronghold? Actually, given the amount of travel we did, I'd say it was pretty painless.

I love the Vietnam story. But I was hoping for un...

2009-01-28T15:18:00.000-08:00

I love the Vietnam story. But I was hoping for unedited footage of 21 hours in the car with Oliver and Max.

Love, Mom

That is surely a much more austere reference than ...

2009-01-28T13:09:00.000-08:00

That is surely a much more austere reference than my silly photo essay deserves. But thanks nonetheless.

Your photos made us think of Ogden Nash who wrote:...

2009-01-28T13:06:00.000-08:00

Your photos made us think of Ogden Nash who wrote:

What's the Use?

Sure, deck your limbs in pants;
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting.
You look divine as you advance --
Have you seen yourself retreating?