Comments on Chris Connolly Online: #72 - Is Partial Compendium Latvian Humor Joke

Don't see why he's so pissed; pretty sure ...

2017-07-21T10:19:56.400-04:00

Don't see why he's so pissed; pretty sure I spelled Kashyyk correctly. Sometimes nerds gotta nerd, I suppose.

Actually I could point straight o Latvia on a map ...

2017-05-29T13:35:08.675-04:00

Actually I could point straight o Latvia on a map and find your history very interesting! So Do you know how many jokes there are about the US? Do we explode over it? No. It's all in good fun so cheer up!. We aren't the kings of the world lol

*I'm Latvian you fuckstick and let me tell you...

2017-05-29T13:29:13.621-04:00

*I'm Latvian you fuckstick and let me tell you something!!! You know why Americans are so stupid ?Because when man and a woman was making a baby - woman did not want to,man didnt try to-the leftover is what we now call Americans. By the way your grammar sucks as shit. So maybe go to colledge or something retard

Same could be said to you Haha! Have a nice day from The United States Of America

these jokes are funny, and it interesting to read ...

2017-05-16T20:05:11.628-04:00

these jokes are funny, and it interesting to read humor from fictional countries.

I wonder what kind of humor they have on Kashyyk, canonical home planet of the Wookies from Star Wars, or Westeros from Game of Thrones

Grrhhaaaa AAAARrrggg Ghrr?
Ghhrarrrgh Grrrrraaaaa Ghaaaa potato.

I am American and I know where is Latvia. My daugh...

2017-03-23T00:37:00.068-04:00

I am American and I know where is Latvia. My daughter is go there and am rape by soldier. Now when i look at potato I am sad, you are win us.

I dig how everyone upset by jokes about Latvia bei...

2015-12-15T09:01:36.581-05:00

I dig how everyone upset by jokes about Latvia being used as the principle example of backward eastern European stereotypes gets angry specifically at America. Almost like it's not the first time those angry tears have been shed and thank you for being a meta secondary joke for the page to enjoy.

Lmao at the "how would you like it if we joked about 9/11!?" post. How upset you are at these jokes is about as sad as the people who would actually care about a 9/11 joke if you even had a good one (you don't).
Never seen a good 9/11 joke. Seen tons of funny 9/11 Photoshops, though.

Latvian try make joke. Much anger and malnourish ...

2015-06-24T23:51:26.256-04:00

Latvian try make joke.

Much anger and malnourish from no potato.

Joke become scattered rant.

Joke lose premise. No one laugh.

Is sad, but such is life.

Did forget mention is also cold?

In Latvia every website have black background. Al...

2015-02-04T22:35:26.513-05:00

In Latvia every website have black background.
Also font is black.
Actually, just screen, no electricity.

Probably even the author of this blog doesn't ...

2014-10-25T03:48:10.295-04:00

Probably even the author of this blog doesn't know that, has never met a Latvian and has no idea of who Latvians actually are. All right, maybe you've seen a Latvian politician speak bad English but name an American politician who knows Latvian, or even name an American politician who knows proper German, Russian or French.

OK I am hot tonight as American say, so here is bi...

2014-09-24T23:36:15.213-04:00

OK I am hot tonight as American say, so here is biggest joke in history and it is American joke! President Obama! HAHAHAHAHAHA I laugh so hard I roll on floor while watching porn video because I only care about pleasuring myself because stuck-up girlfriend is taking yoga with other stuck-up bitches instead of staying home at night and pleasuring his lonely husband, who will soon abandon her for mail-order bride from Russia. Good night.

P.S. follow up to American Joke. Does not make sen...

2014-09-24T23:33:06.235-04:00

P.S. follow up to American Joke. Does not make sense, no? Because American comedian who wrote went to stupid American school where they never teach logic. This explains much about their leaders, no? Also American writer smoke lots of weed and forgets who is murderer and who is murdered. Hey man, relax, smile and have a nice day.

Here is American joke. Tom says to Dick, "Hey...

2014-09-24T23:31:01.394-04:00

Here is American joke. Tom says to Dick, "Hey Dick you fellow stinking Yankee bastard, I let you sleep with my wife if you tell me name of one clever American comedian." Tom think a long time but can't think of one. So he pulls out handgun for which he has license thank to NRA lunatics and shoots Tom in head. Then Tom think, "hot damn, I is one intelligent American, not stupid like all foreigners. Now I can claim black man shot Dick in front of my eyes and I am so traumatized I must call ambulance-chasing Jew lawyer, or maybe Guido if no Jew is available, or even some slant-eyed yellow insect-man. No spics of course, I am not stupid man. Then wife of Dick will give me sympathy sex, I will marry her and get all of stupid Tom's money and have sex all night with his wife who is typical American slut woman. Then we can go on slimy talk shows and make lots of money and buy all the useless stuff we want while forgetting to have children." Unfortunately for Tom, Dick's wife Linda was spying with hidden webcam, which she pointed at murder of Dick. Now Tom will get poison from needle in arm because he was stupid enough to murder ex-friend in Texas. What a moron Tom is. Meanwhile, blondie Linda will celebrate inheriting all of Dick's money by having sex with black men with 10" of African horny pleasure. But final joke is on Linda because black man rapes her and slits her throat. Meanwhile, a Latvian, whose name probably ends in letter S, reads about this and tells his faithful wife while they are in bed together after having sex so they can have more than the five children they already have how happy he is he did not accept job from big American company and move to Atlanta. "Yes my Latvian man, I love all six of your beautiful toes but most of all your wonderful Latvian brain which realizes that Chris Connolly, whoever he is, understands nothing about Latvia because he is so busy thinking up stupid juvenile jokes for stupid
American audiences who even think Jon Stewart is a good comedian. The end. P.S. Janis says to another Janis, "Hey Janis, did you hear the one about the Jew?". Other Janis says to him, "what is a Jew?" HAHAHAHA so funny. Latvia not yet corrupted and sent into cultural sewer by money-grubbing scum.

hilarious jokes :D

2014-08-17T09:29:25.356-04:00

hilarious jokes :D

Such is life.

2014-07-10T01:36:32.013-04:00

Such is life.

Latvian immigrant is sit in bar with American. Say...

2014-02-16T12:34:25.881-05:00

Latvian immigrant is sit in bar with American. Says Latvian, "Yours decadent lifestyle is insult of humanity. Are you not see how this artificial luxuries is rest on the back of millions who to toil in the poverty?"
American does fart and eat much more potato chips, not to hear. Latvian not did notice American's ears are plug with headphones. Yet one more injustice is weigh down the Latvian spirit.

Are you angry because soldier rape daughter and po...

2013-12-16T12:05:27.283-05:00

Are you angry because soldier rape daughter and potato have worm? If so, is sad. Also very cold.

I work with Latvians along with Lithuanians. While...

2013-11-12T11:54:58.631-05:00

I work with Latvians along with Lithuanians. While the majority of Latvians are kind and seemingly friendly,the others' seem to love berating and sneering at the West. If it is not to your liking then you know where to go.

Joke: Latvian 1: Knock Knock. Latvian 2: Who there...

2013-10-18T11:31:08.032-04:00

Joke:
Latvian 1: Knock Knock.
Latvian 2: Who there? I kid. We burn door for warmth.

If you say joke is funny, you'll owe me all th...

2013-09-16T06:33:25.492-04:00

If you say joke is funny, you'll owe me all the potatoes you might find on the road after that cart crash coming in two weeks time.
Pee on yourself, will make you much warmer!

maybe Latvians should joke about September 11? How...

2013-09-15T07:29:24.591-04:00

maybe Latvians should joke about September 11? How about that? Going with fun at the difficult time?

If i say joke is funny, you give potato? Also very...

2013-09-14T13:42:26.357-04:00

If i say joke is funny, you give potato? Also very cold..

Anonymous said: "Latvians made the first phot...

2013-09-14T09:47:37.288-04:00

Anonymous said: "Latvians made the first photo camera..."

No, Latvian is made first potato camera. (What is "photo"?)

this would be funny, if it was written in good eng...

2013-09-13T10:04:58.276-04:00

this would be funny, if it was written in good english. that broken language (both in post and comments) can hardly be understood. as for content of jokes (or "salt") you'd better find an african country closer to that state of poorness. oh, you can't - it's racially incorrect. then rural china, maybe ? oh, it politically unpolite...

A joke is a "joke", people. There are so...

2013-09-12T08:47:29.699-04:00

A joke is a "joke", people. There are some rules to it. There are many more subtle jokes - about the Latvians and others. There are jokes where broken grammar plays the leading role (search for that one about "signore direttore" letter).
Pronouncing/writing texts that are just clearly offensive to some others and by that feeling better - this is low. If I walk up to you and say: "You stinky idiot, you are the result of your elder brother secretly fucking your mother!" - is that a joke or an insult? And what would you consider manly and appropriate: laughing together or at least attempting to hit me on the face (preferably with your left foot)?

To those who feel so much better than us. An Amer...

2013-09-12T08:41:25.411-04:00

To those who feel so much better than us.

An American meets another American and shouts at him happily:
- Hey! I know the name of the capital of Paris!
- What capital? Are you totally dumb or just had a gallon of bad beer too many?!!! Paris is a boutique downtown!